Janitorial Work Gifts

Janitor at a Music School

'I'm okay. I just wanted to remember what silence felt like.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Biofelineism

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

A DIY disaster.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Not much money, glory, or praise