Janitorial Work Gifts

Janitor at a Music School

'I'm okay. I just wanted to remember what silence felt like.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Biofelineism

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

A DIY disaster.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"What's happened to Quiche?"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.