Joy Seekers Gifts

Bouncing baby

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"It's exactly 20 days until Christmas Eve...yet, I feel no anticipation, apprehension, earnestness or impatience. Only pure joy!"

BadNewsBlues it is

Clowns.

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

2021

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Meat Grinder

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Happy Days Are Here Again

Thank you bubbles

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The Death of the Blues

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Speed Dating.

Jumping Man