Notary Public Gifts

"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement."

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

Robert Macaire as a Notary Public

"You should have had your immunization record notarized."Chicken Pox

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"Signing in my presence isn't enough anymore. You have to sign while I'm in your personal space."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Piano Keyboard

Henceforth including, but expressly not limited to love and honor and cherish and ... These vows are light on romance, but they're iron-clad legally!

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Projecting Obama

Guitarist

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

Put it in writing!

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Synchronized sitting"

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

I Scream