Notary Services Pillows

'I'd like you to endorse my lifestyle.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'What'll it be?'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Henceforth including, but expressly not limited to love and honor and cherish and ... These vows are light on romance, but they're iron-clad legally!

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"There's the mailman!"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

Bunny express,

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"Waiter, can I we have a doggie bag please?"

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Put it in writing!

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

Various degrees of 'out' and the corresponding behaviour of umpires.