Not Ready For Marriage Pillows

Marriage least expected to last...

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

"Oh for goodness sake, Walter...speak up when the minister asks you a question!"

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

Stay Tuned

"I'm not withholding. I'm busy."

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"Hey, I'm in the mood for love—be back in a few hours."

Big Brother. 'No you can't have her evicted'.

'Can you supply a faster internet connection and a faster husband?'

"He says we'll get married as soon as everything bounces back."

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

"We would like the bed delivered immediately!"

"You're nice, Melvin, but before I marry you, I need to see how you perform in a down market."

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

'He's the wrong size.'

"You've just got a set of clubs for your husband? I'd call that a good exchange!"

Fantastic, fit, fortysomething exec, interested in culture, athletic pursuits, and gourmet food, seeks intelligent, dynamic, thirtysomething beauty for evolving relationship leading marriage.

"I decided not to get married. . . there are too many 'cringe benefits'."

"If you want to keep his rib...I'd insist on a pre-nup."

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens.'

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

'The secret to peaceful, wedded bliss, son, is TWO TV sets!'

'Our marriage is built on trust and understanding - I don't trust her and she doesn't understand me.'

'On second thought, maybe I'll shop around a little first.'

"They say that there's going to be a major rise in the birth rate after the quarantine."

I'll definitely be wanting a pre-nup!