Nostalgic Tv Tinkerer Gifts

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Joan Collins

"....So....you want my engineers to invent a TV that turns itself off when a political ad comes on? It has potential."

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

The Professionals.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

"Cable company. . . ? I want to know why my television picture is totally upside down all the time!!"

Late Night TV

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Miami Vice

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

Nostalgiaville

"Still pretty liberal."

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."