Nostalgic Tv Tinkerer T-Shirts

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Joan Hickson

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Late Night TV

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Miami Vice

"....So....you want my engineers to invent a TV that turns itself off when a political ad comes on? It has potential."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"Still pretty liberal."

Nostalgiaville

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

'Honestly Simon, you treat this house like a hotel!'

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."