Nostalgic Tv Binger Gifts

"Good news, it's not groundhog day syndrome, you're just watching endless repeats of Murder She Wrote on ITV 3."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"It's 100% commercials."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'Not another elimination show!'

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

Couch potato.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"You seem very remote."

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Overnight Programming

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

Out-of-Homebody experience.

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."