Nostalgic Mischief Maker Gifts

'Sure, I have experience with hazardous materials. As a kid my brother and I loved breaking into the chemical dump and playing.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Knights

God creates humans.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

A trap for Santa

Frankie the discount genie

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'No pennies.'