Nose Of Knowledge T-Shirts

Wine Competition. This vintage was awarded first prize for it superior bouquet. It won by a nose!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Before the Internet

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Good Luck!

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

Musical genres

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Head full of Books.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Well, this answers a lot of my questions.

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

Yes, I know all the answers to everything. Why do you ask?

Plastic surgeon's here.

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

School of Music. How are my tempo and pitch? Long time, no "C".