Nose Of Knowledge Prints

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Before the Internet

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Good Luck!

Musical genres

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Head full of Books.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"Oops."