Nose For News Prints

'Two inches or two feet? What difference does it make, senator?'

Covid Inquiry

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

Reporter #6: television.

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Classic News.

Charades

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"So how much money do you make?"

There Is An Alternative Universe In Which Donald Trump Cares About Us And We Care About Stuff That Matters

Trump's Torrent of BS Is Distracting Us From Real, Actually Important, Issues