Nose For Trouble Prints

ENT Hospital.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Remember, Nanook, no kissing for a couple of days."

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Whatever

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

"Yes, we need someone to test a run of facial tissue. What makes you qualified?"

"Oops."

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

My nose is dripping like a tap!

'Two inches or two feet? What difference does it make, senator?'

'I got the wine taster's job, but I have to buy nose insurance and they charge by the pound.'

Neti Potheads

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

Covid Inquiry

A head and shoulders of a little man

"Go … get … your … mother."

What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose.