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ENT Hospital.

"WHich one is mine?"

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

"Remember, Nanook, no kissing for a couple of days."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Whatever

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

Plastic surgeon's here.

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

"Yes, we need someone to test a run of facial tissue. What makes you qualified?"

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

"Oops."

My nose is dripping like a tap!

'Two inches or two feet? What difference does it make, senator?'

'I got the wine taster's job, but I have to buy nose insurance and they charge by the pound.'

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

Neti Potheads

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

A head and shoulders of a little man

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

Covid Inquiry

Wine Competition. This vintage was awarded first prize for it superior bouquet. It won by a nose!

"Go … get … your … mother."