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'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'The hostile takeover wasn't as bad as I'd imagined. They hired someone to supply nuance.'

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

Man with big nose smelling various things.

Plastic surgeon's here.

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

Parson ad Nautical Young Lady.

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

"Oops."

Old Scientist.

My nose is dripping like a tap!

Four Flavors of No

'Two inches or two feet? What difference does it make, senator?'

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"Are these one-syllable words, 'Well' and 'actually'?"

Crowded Shipping Lanes Set

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

'I got the wine taster's job, but I have to buy nose insurance and they charge by the pound.'

Why People With Long Noses Shouldn't Smoke.

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"

Wine Competition. This vintage was awarded first prize for it superior bouquet. It won by a nose!