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'I got the wine taster's job, but I have to buy nose insurance and they charge by the pound.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

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"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

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'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

"Oops."

My nose is dripping like a tap!

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

'Two inches or two feet? What difference does it make, senator?'

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

"We were able to build this nice, new library when Mr. Comstock paid all of his overdue book fines,"

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

'One develops a nose...'

'We met through a shared interest - me.'

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

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