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'Yeah, well - I'm nasally challenged, ain't I ?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Every class has one. . .

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

"There's something very funny about those two!"