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'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

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"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Snowman outside library.

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

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"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

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'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

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