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"Feel free to take notes."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

New music conference

Jason and the Aga notes,

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Champions league'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Musical Bicycle.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'I think he is a composer.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"We start on #F."

Musical arrows.

Flautist

"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

Trumpet

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'