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"Oh, this. It emits a high pitched sound only consultants can hear."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Eternal Student.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Bright idea

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Walking Luggage.

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Back to school.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

The intellectual.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.