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"Oh, this. It emits a high pitched sound only consultants can hear."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Empty box of ideas

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Walking Luggage.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Bright idea

The intellectual.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'