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My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Yeah, it's not much of a job. But a degree in 4th Century Etruscan Art can be a little limiting."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Eternal Student.

' A good idea '

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Robotic Man

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Back to school.

Robots In The Boardroom

"Early model of baggage claim"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

The intellectual.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.