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Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

God hounded by the media.

"Quick! Am I the Independent Counsel or the Special Prosecutor?"

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

Do you agree, Bob? Would you describe yourself as controlling?

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

"Who is it - some tramp from a lower court? You only buy me flowers when you feel guilty for seeing another judge."

'Have I ever fired you, Pete?'

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

Graphite man could never understand how he was always so easily apprehended.

Coronavirus Reinfection

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

'So, how's that whole aroma therapy thing going?'

'Oh yeah? Well if you're not a vampire, would you care to explain why you have no reflection?'

"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"

Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison

Naturalist discovers biomass fuel plant in anthill.

'I just feel like we have nothing in common any more.'

'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

Fish Market. This doesn't smell fresh. You're right --- we better change all the lox.

Parcel mail by sewer.

Guide to Contagious Dis e a s e s.

Ace of spades instead of heart in rib cage.

New from New York Candle Co.

'You see! This is why I think John may have lost control of his class!'

"You're hired. Folks are gonna be delighted by the incongruity of your uniform and your aristocratic name."