Non Sequitur Humor Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the delight in unexpected absurdity? Our collection of non sequitur humor products brings playful randomness to everyday items. Whether for a friend, coworker, or yourself, these witty, offbeat designs add a dash of surprise and wit to mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Perfect for those who enjoy the charm of unpredictability, our themed products are sure to spark smiles and conversations. Embrace the joy of the unexpected with gifts that celebrate the fun in nonsense.

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The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...' mockup

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

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"Look! No hands!"

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"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww." mockup

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

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'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!' mockup

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

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"This city is becoming unlivable." mockup

"This city is becoming unlivable."

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"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian) mockup

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

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Apricots

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'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?' mockup

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

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All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

All this pressure to be the perfect storm... mockup

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

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"I'll have dessert first."

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"No, I said to swab the deck!"

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"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled." mockup

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

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'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.' mockup

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

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"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office." mockup

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

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Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.'

Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.' mockup

Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.'

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'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.' mockup

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

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'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.' mockup

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

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'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.' mockup

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

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'I download music from a radio station in South Korea, and I got Seoul music.'

'I download music from a radio station in South Korea, and I got Seoul music.' mockup

'I download music from a radio station in South Korea, and I got Seoul music.'

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"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..." mockup

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

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'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...' mockup

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

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"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do." mockup

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

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"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!" mockup

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

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'I think my back is baroque!'

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Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately." mockup

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

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"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us? mockup

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

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'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?' mockup

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

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"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..." mockup

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

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Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.' mockup

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

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Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award. mockup

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

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Watch out for number one.

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'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!' mockup

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

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Non Sequitur Humor Gifts Collection

Non Sequitur Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of non sequitur humor mugs and start every morning with an unexpected laugh—quirky designs perfect for any coffee or tea lover.

Non Sequitur Humor Pillows

Snuggle up with our non sequitur humor pillows—bring a playful flair to your sofa or bed with designs that delight in the bizarre.

Non Sequitur Humor Prints

Decorate your space with our non sequitur humor prints—artful, humorous visuals that turn everyday walls into conversation starters.

Non Sequitur Humor T-Shirts

Discover our range of non sequitur humor t-shirts—bold, funny, and perfect for expressing your love of the absurd in style.