Fun Humor Gifts

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Adult Absence Notes.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'I think my back is baroque!'

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

'I download music from a radio station in South Korea, and I got Seoul music.'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.