Playful Humor Gifts

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

"Dude, don't say it..."

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'Fancy a banana split?'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

Sorry it's so dark in here - We've got a short circuit somewhere.'

"I've been married four times... do you think my resistance is down?"

'I'm doggie bagging it today.'

In hindsight, Giovanni realised that it was probably a bad idea hiring a builder with a short leg!

Animals on a see-saw.

Sucessful forth place

"I take it your're not one of her favourites."

'I'm seriously thinking of firing you as my lawyer.'

'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'

"Let's cross over, those LED street lamps give me a real buzz..."

"Guys aren't very good at sharing their feelings, are they?"

"See, somebody stole my car and left my cheap radio."

'Blind leading the blind'