Playful Humor Gifts

'How now, brown cow?'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"Dude, don't say it..."

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

'Fancy a banana split?'

Sorry it's so dark in here - We've got a short circuit somewhere.'

'I'm doggie bagging it today.'

"I've been married four times... do you think my resistance is down?"

In hindsight, Giovanni realised that it was probably a bad idea hiring a builder with a short leg!

Animals on a see-saw.

Sucessful forth place

"I take it your're not one of her favourites."

'I'm seriously thinking of firing you as my lawyer.'

"See, somebody stole my car and left my cheap radio."

"Let's cross over, those LED street lamps give me a real buzz..."

'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'

"Guys aren't very good at sharing their feelings, are they?"