Non Sequitur Collector Gifts

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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The polar olympics

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Bottletrees.

The New World Order

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Your shout!"

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Edgar Wallace.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'