Non Sequitur Lovers Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who delights in non sequiturs and unexpected humor? Our collection features cleverly designed items that embrace the art of the random, turning everyday objects into conversation starters. Whether it’s a mug, T-shirt, or print, these products celebrate the joy of the unexpected and the clever twists that define non sequitur humor. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a laugh and appreciates the genius of witty randomness.

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"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip." mockup

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk mockup

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement." mockup

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.' mockup

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock' mockup

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text." mockup

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

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Distractions Of The Great

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!') mockup

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in." mockup

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

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Iris Murdoch

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The intellectual.

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"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!" mockup

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

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The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...' mockup

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

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"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins." mockup

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

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Thomas Hardy

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Turning Japanese: I really think so. mockup

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

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Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.' mockup

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

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"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon." mockup

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

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"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time." mockup

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

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Of Mice and Men.

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Litterary Dogs.

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Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed! mockup

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

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Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree. mockup

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

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Lord Byron

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"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!" mockup

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

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The polar olympics

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'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.' mockup

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

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"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"I think I see your deadline approaching." mockup

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

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Non Sequitur Lovers Gifts Collection

Non Sequitur Lovers Mugs

Explore our collection of non sequitur mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that’s as unexpected and delightful as the humor it features.

Non Sequitur Lovers Pillows

Add some fun to your decor with pillows that celebrate the art of the non sequitur—quirky, comfy, and full of surprises.

Non Sequitur Lovers Prints

Decorate with our playful prints that capture the joy of unexpected twists and witty randomness—perfect for fans of non sequiturs.

Non Sequitur Lovers T-Shirts

Looking for a witty statement piece? Check out our non sequitur T-shirts and showcase your love for clever, unpredictable humor.