Noise-tolerant Plant Lover Gifts

An apartment garden.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ecological Therapy

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

Music for car stereos

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Blatant competition in nature.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Biotechnology in agriculture