Noise-tolerant Plant Lover Mugs

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Ecological Therapy

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Music for car stereos

Poinsettia

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."