'I don't model now!'
No Paparazzi Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who cherishes their privacy and dislikes being in the spotlight? Our collection for 'no paparazzi' enthusiasts offers witty, creative items that protect their privacy while adding a touch of humor. Perfect for friends or family who value discretion and personal space, these products are designed to bring a smile to anyone who prefers the quiet life. Explore our unique selection of gifts that speak to their love of privacy and independent spirit.
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
Next gen pregnancy tests.
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Privacy Conference Security
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'More government surveillance!'
She required plenty of personal space.
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
A Little Extra
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"Yes, I'm alone."
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
Data From a Truck
Ditch the Phones
CCTV in church.
Presidential surveillance ass!"
The Best Defense
No Paparazzi Gifts Collection
No Paparazzi Mugs
Explore our collection of witty 'no paparazzi' mugs, perfect for anyone who appreciates humor and discretion in their daily coffee or tea routine.
No Paparazzi Pillows
Discover our cozy and humorous 'no paparazzi' pillows, great for adding personality and privacy-themed fun to any sofa or bed.
No Paparazzi Prints
Find eye-catching 'no paparazzi' prints that add a witty, protective vibe to your décor—perfect for fans of privacy and clever design.
No Paparazzi T-Shirts
Browse our funny and stylish 'no paparazzi' t-shirts designed for those who love privacy and a good laugh—ideal for casual, comfortable wear.