Nighttime Stories Gifts

Don't be scared!

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Dog Nightmares

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'She's just great with the children.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'At lone at last.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Well did he?"

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

"There's nothing wrong with my car. . ."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Baby Bear.

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

The lonely figure

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'