Nighttime Stories Gifts

Don't be scared!

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'At lone at last.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Well did he?"

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Baby Bear.

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

The lonely figure

"There's nothing wrong with my car. . ."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'