Nightmare Nibbler Pillows

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

A dream of consequence

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Circus Act

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

My boat

Clown Nightmares

Second Thoughts Wedding

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Falling

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'