Nightmare Nibbler Prints

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Second Thoughts Wedding

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Clown Nightmares

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Circus Act

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

My boat

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Falling

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'