Narrative Nibbler Pillows

Book Burp

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Charles Dickens.

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."