Nighttime Nibbler Pillows

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Man eating 'after work mints'

Counting ribs

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Questions

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

My boat

Scarecrow.

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The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Candlestick at Night

'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'

Foodie Bank

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

Exercise for the end of the day...

'Jenkins, you could be a great salesman if only you'd stop barking at customers and nibbling the furniture.'

"Same time next month?"

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

'Second childhood menu, please!'

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

"It's okay, It's a shhhushhh...kebab"

Moon wolf

"I miss indoor dining"

If you give a mouse a French cookie

Book Burp