Nightlife Humor Aficionado Pillows

Woman has man in shopping trolley

I could have danced all night!

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"Thank you, Sir."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Vaccine passport required

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Party Party!

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Bouncer.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Is this money for booze?