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Woman has man in shopping trolley

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

Champagne

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Thank you, Sir."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Vaccine passport required

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

A couple of birds out on the town.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

Bouncer.

Party Party!

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

Is this money for booze?