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Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

My boat

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'

Foodie Bank

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

"To bat that stupid rolled-up sock around all morning or not to bat the stupid sock around, that is the question."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

Fiction book sales.

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

Man eating 'after work mints'

'Jenkins, you could be a great salesman if only you'd stop barking at customers and nibbling the furniture.'

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

"It's okay, It's a shhhushhh...kebab"