News Developer Gifts

"Senator Spector has left the Grand Old Party..."

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Business News.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

Pasadena Playhouse War

"Pardon the intrusion, we just wanted to run one last test before we brought it to market."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone!"

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

'So, what are the terms of use?'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

The Hypocritic Oath

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Tech, Inc. Marketing Dept. The screen on our latest device are shattering. Great! Let's call it "breakthrough technology"!