News Developer Prints

"Senator Spector has left the Grand Old Party..."

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Business News.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

"Pardon the intrusion, we just wanted to run one last test before we brought it to market."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

'So, what are the terms of use?'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone!"

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

"Extra! Extra! Stream all about it! It’s extra, so you may not need it, especially if you looked at your phone recently."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'