News Crew Gifts

Spitting during the speech

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Press Freedom

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

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Local News in Heaven

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Hollywood producer.

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Two reporters interview each other.