Newbie Chef Gifts

Husband does the cooking

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Turkey Autopsy

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Well-done, alright?"

The Inexperienced Cook

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Recipes.

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"Despite countless assurances from his wife, mother and 'foodie' friends, Ed still did not trust the crock pot."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'So this is a kitchen!'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'You don't like it, do you?'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"