Newbie Chef Mugs

Husband does the cooking

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Turkey Autopsy

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The Inexperienced Cook

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Recipes.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Despite countless assurances from his wife, mother and 'foodie' friends, Ed still did not trust the crock pot."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'So this is a kitchen!'

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'You don't like it, do you?'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

"Gravy turned out a little thick."