Culinary Novices Gifts

Boil in the Bag - Candlelit Dinner for Two.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Baker Romance

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

'It's all homemade.'

Feast

"Room for dessert, folks?"