Culinary Novices T-Shirts

Boil in the Bag - Candlelit Dinner for Two.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Feast

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'It's all homemade.'