New Year Travel Pillows

Vaccine Passports

Carefree luggage.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Airport Security.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

A private jet takes off

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"I think I can". (train)

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Airport Bored Rooms

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."