New Year's Getaway Pillows

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Snowman buying sun tan oil

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Fake News, 50 cents.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Summer

Bed & Breakfast

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

Ocean sounds $1.00

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Vaccine Passports

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"Working vacation."

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

New Year's Eve Dinner

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"