New Year's Getaway Gifts

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Snowman buying sun tan oil

Fake News, 50 cents.

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Summer

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Bed & Breakfast

'Which is yours??'

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"Working vacation."

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

Vaccine Passports

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

New Year's Eve Dinner