New Year Travel Mugs

Vaccine Passports

Carefree luggage.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Airport Security.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"I think I can". (train)

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Airport Bored Rooms

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."