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The experiment went wrong...

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Shaken not stirred

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Eureka!

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Private Viewing

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'You shouldn't have.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Modular Offices

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'